More Oxymorons or Paradoxes?

She may have written messy manuscripts, but Jane Austen was quick to use neat paradoxes in her writing. How does a host tell a guest it may be time to leave, perhaps the way that Mr. Bennett does in “Pride and Prejudice”?

You have delighted us long enough.

In the same vein, here from “Emma”.

It was a delightful visit – perfect in being much too short.

Jane A. liked paradoxes so much she even used them in her correspondence.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

If you think the use of paradox is relegated to woman authors from two centuries ago, here are two from Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.

The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous, and likeable. In three days no one could stand him.

 Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking all distinction more than the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.

William Shakespeare in his play Henry VI had a paradox similar to those of Jane A.

Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone.

In my previous blog entry, I quoted an impressive if rather rude crude paradox from Samuel Beckett

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

Now switching from the writing business to the cynical movie business, here are some paradoxes from movie-making.

The whole essence of learning lines is to forget them so you can make them sound like you thought of them that instant.
Glenda Jackson

We pay him too much, but he’s worth it.

– Samuel Goldwyn

I wasn’t naked, I simply didn’t have any clothes on.

– Josephine Baker

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.

 – Cary Grant.

Now we will wind up with some oxymoronic advice you are welcome to take.

Never speak ill of yourself. You can count on your friends for that!

– Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.

 – Isaac Asimov

Never take anybody’s advice.

– George Bernard Shaw

If a person begins by telling you,
“Do not be offended at what I am going to say,”
Prepare yourself for something
That she knows will certainly offend you.

    Eliza Leslie

Last, but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.

– Anonymous

Most of these oxymorons or paradoxes and many, many more are in the book, “Oxymoronica” by Mardy Grothe.


6 responses to this post.

  1. Love these, particularly Jane Auten’s of course.

    You might have seen the one in my recent post from Mitchell’s Jacob de Zoet: “The creeds of Enomoto’s order shine darkness on all things.” More serious than some of yours above, but I like it nonetheless.


  2. Hi Whispering Gums,
    Yes, they ‘shine darkness on all things’. Some moonlit nights are like that, where the moon shines darkness on everything. I cannot get out of my mind Mr Bennett’s line, “You have delighted us long enough’.


  3. Yes, that one of Mr Bennet’s gets you every time doesn’t it…


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